Friday, February 27, 2009

Actually, THIS is why you're fat

A quarter of the American population is on a diet. Of those people, the second most popular indulgence is mayonnaise?! People limiting what they eat in an effort to lose weight want mayonnaise almost as much as ice cream? How the eff are cookies fifth???

Maybe it's my overall disdain for white, creamy substances, but that is just fucking gross. I don't even want mayo when I'm not watching what I eat...and this blog is a solid testament for the level of shit I digest on a regular basis.

Frankly, I've had to stop eating at Chef Burger for their insistence of putting mayo on items but not listing it on the description. Mayo on a hot dog, Rob? What the hell? Just the thought that some of you might be eating mayonnaise with a spoon has got my gag reflex on blast for the next few hours.

(via Experian Simmons by way of Serious Eats)


Bull E. Vard said...

I think we can take a solid Hot Blog editorial stance against mayonnaise. It ruins every food it is paired with. And I generally like creamy white substances.

JJSKCK said...

I second that. Let me know if I need to join the crusade. Mayo is for sucks.

The DLC said...

I think we all know how I feel about mayonnaise. The absolute worst is when they put it on something w/o telling you. It's absolutely inexcusable and deserving of a complete boycott. How could someone just assume that everyone likes mayo? It is perhaps the most polarizing of all the condiments, it is the cilantro of condiments.

Bull E. Vard said...

Thanks for another great tagline DLC.
Hot Blog on a Stick, the cilantro of food blogs.

KC Sponge said...

Mayonnaise, cilantro and damn chives.

but - mayo, cream cheese, sour cream . . . how do people do it?