Monday, November 16, 2009

Breakfast Wars

For those of you not living on the outskirts of the Kansas suburbs, you probably aren't aware of the war being waged at 151st & Metcalf. Last Thursday, Dunkin Donuts opened their first new location since exiting the KC metro many years ago. Since I live 50 blocks from there and work even farther, I made no effort to make to their hoopla that was extensively covered on Twitter as well as via radio, newspaper, etc.

So on Saturday I decided to make the trip south after dropping off some recycling. For some reason, I thought the line wouldn't be as bad mid-Saturday morning after being open for 3 days. I was wrong.


I just went through the completely vacant Hardee's drive-thru to enjoy the best fast food breakfast available. This is especially true since they brought back hash rounds as a choice over country potatoes. This is the view from my crappy cell phone camera as I exit Hardee's. Lots and lots of little heads floating if you squint.

While I was expecting that there could be a line at Dunkin, I was not expecting an onslaught of McDonald's mascots offering free food.


What is a cinnamon melt? What in the hell is Grimace? Why are they standing in front of Taco Bell? The McDonald's is to the right. Another two McDonald's employees and the Hamburglar were working the previous corner. As for the cinnamon melts? Pretty glad I didn't stop.

Get Your Groupon

Until a matter of minutes ago, I really had no idea what Groupon was, but they have opened a Kansas City chapter starting today. The basic premise is that they offer some sort of deal where you pay x to get larger amount y. The catch is that the deal only kicks in when z amount of people buy in. It seems like a pretty good idea since they actually give you incentive to bug the crap out of your friends, and I would hope it is something that involves mostly local places.


The first Groupon is for Woodyard Bar-B-Que and nets you $15 worth of food for $7. You can purchase into it anytime today up until midnight, and enough people have bought in already that you will get the deal. If this isn't the deal for you and you don't want to visit the site every day, it looks like they have a Twitter account setup.

What I really like about the Groupon site is that they give some great info on the place from local blogs. It looks like they might just be raping UrbanSpoon's content, but it's nice that they throw that info in for easy access and credit local bloggers.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Mi Ranchito Vindicated

The KC Star is reporting that two people have been charged for putting pesticide in the salsa of Mi Ranchito's 95th & I-35 Location. Prosecutors allege that the husband and wife did it out of spite after being let go by the restaurant.

This has to be great news for the owners of Mi Ranchito. Hopefully this should spike their business back up, although we drove by the location on several locations and it was still packed while the situation was under investigation.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Cheese for Crackas

If Applebee's, TGI Friday's, Mimi's and Houlihan's weren't enough for you, get ready residents of Lenexa and the greater KC area. That's right, they torn down a Firestone outside of Oak Park Mall and moved it 2 blocks down the street so they could open a Cheddar's!!!


To be honest, I've never eaten at a Cheddar's. Aside from possibly hearing the name in passing, I have no idea what it might be. But one look at their menu shows that it is the next restaurant right by my house that I'll never eat at. At least when TGI Friday's runs out of mozzarella sticks, you'll only have to walk across the parking lot rather than across the street to get your fix.

A couple interesting facts from the Cheddar's website. Apparently they don't advertise. They also want you to be as serviced and comfortable as possible while you're inside their walls. While I'm not interested in eating at Cheddar's, I may not be opposed to some romantic involvement.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Shatto Pumpkin Spice Eggnog


Sunday night I picked up my first bottle of Shatto eggnog of the season ($3.99, $2.50 if you have a bottle to return). The first of many. Honestly, Anderson Erickson makes my favorite eggnog, but Shatto's is very good and is a little lighter with the nutmeg. The temperature and my need for nutmeg have an inverse relationship, as the temperature drops I will be craving the nutmeg heavy Anderson Erickson nog.

I found out from Chimpotle after I drank some nog that Shatto was coming out with a pumpkin spice eggnog today. It was a long couple of days wait, but finally today came. After dropping off my girls at preschool, the boy and I went over to Hy-Vee and picked up a bottle of pumpkin spice eggnog.

It's quite fabulous. It tastes more like pumpkin pie than eggnog. It kind of makes me question what the property is that makes eggnog, eggnog. I'm guessing it's eggs but that would make a Tom and Jerry eggnog wouldn't it? Like Jimmy Buffett, I'm not going to ponder the question too long. I'm just going to enjoy my Shatto pumpkin spice eggnog.

I somehow have to make this bottle last until the weekend or I'm going to OD on nog.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

KC on $40/Day

I got a day off from being a housedad yesterday, so Stella and I had the opportunity to get out to some good restaurants. We decided I would pick her up for lunch. Since Stella is the prototypical Johnson County woman; mother and works for a nonprofit doctoring type outfit in Leawood, we were stuck eating somewhere in the Leawood area. When I left the house I had it in my head I was going to try some fried shrimp po'boys from Westchase Grill but my heart was telling me we should go to Blanc Burgers and Bottles. Once I found Tomahawk Creek Parkway and her actual building (they all look the same out there, luckily I was tipped off that it had a fountain) I had decided to go with my heart. I wasn't going to try someplace new, I was going to go to Blanc for a burger.

Stella offered no objection to a Blanc burger so we headed over to Blanc in the Mission Farms development. Luckily for me, Tomahawk Creek Parkway turns into Mission Rd. on the north side of 435 so I at least understood the street names and could find Mission Farms rather easily. We each got the lunch special which is one of five burgers and your choice of fries, sweet potato fries or onion rings or you can go with one of a couple of salads. I got the burger au poivre with regular fries and Stella got the classic with onion rings. I would have got the sweet potato fries but I wanted a piece of Stella's O-ring and she only enjoys a good stiff fry in return, sweet potato fries don't typically cut it.

My au poivre burger was excellent and in my book, the second best burger in town behind the Blanc Kobe burger. Stella's basic burger was good, but she agreed the au poivre one was better. She was concerned it would be too peppery, but confirmed that it was not. With the lunch special you don't get your side order in the fun little shopping carts, they just come on the plate and are about half portions which meant only four onion rings. The fries were nice, but once you've had the truffle fries there, it's hard to appreciate the regular fries. I wish they had a deluxe lunch special with the Kobe burger and truffle fries for $12 or something like that, the extra $3 (the regular lunch special is $9) would give people a great value for the best burger lunch they'll ever have. In any case the $9 special is plenty special and we got out of Blanc for under $25 (with tip) full and happy.

I dropped Stella off back at work (I'm pretty sure her building is 90% women as I didn't see any guys at all) and ran a couple of errands. I then went to see "Paranormal Activity" to try and scare myself silly. Shortly after I got home from the movie, Stella got home from work. We decided we weren't really that hungry after the Blanc meal and thought it a good idea to try out the small plates at Extra Virgin's happy hour.

Extra Virgin's (19th and Main) happy hour lasts from 11:30 - 6 and includes about half the menu at half price. What is already a fairly priced restaurant for what it is transforms into a very affordable meal during happy hour. We decided to each get a small plate and then share one since we weren't that hungry. I would suggest, if you're making a meal of it to at least get 2 plates each with another plate for every 2 people to share. I wouldn't get more than 3 plates per person, because you do end up getting plenty to eat on each small plate. Most of the items are between $8 and $12 so at half price they're $4 - $6, you've spent more on fried appetizers at Chili's. The Extra Virgin small plates have the added benefit of using quality ingredients.

The empanadas caught my eye but I didn't know what cabrito was so I had to ask our lovely waitress. She told me cabrito was baby goat at which point I got very excited. Since it was baby goat it likely hadn't been molested by Chimpotle. The waitress said she either gets my reaction or people are horrified. I knew I was going to have the cabrito empanadas. I was a little upset that the braised pork cheeks were not one of the half price plates. That was the only item that would have gotten me away from the cabrito empanadas.

Stella was a bit torn between the duck leg confit, the chicken thighs stuffed with figs and chorizo and the prosciutto raviolis. She went with the prosciutto raviolis. For our shared plate we got the baked mussels with herb garlic butter. I think I could eat every meal with some mussels.

I don't think 4 prettier empanadas have ever been made. They were absolutely perfect looking served atop what they called a green olive salsa. From the first bite, I knew that these were going to be the best thing I ate all day. They were just perfect, I don't even have a nit to pick with them. Perfect spice, perfect tenderness, the pastry was just the right consistency to go with the tender meat, even the olive salsa added a nice little bite to each bite. On a day where I ate a Blanc burger, the cabrito empanadas were the best thing I ate that day.

Stella's raviolis were quite wonderful as well. They were gloriously light and perfectly flavored with the chimichurri. If I'd known chimichurri was involved with those raviolis, my initial cabrito decision would have been made harder.

The mussels were the worst part of our little meal. That's not to say they were bad, they weren't, they just had some stellar competition. They came on a very hot plate, each mussel covered in a little breading. The ones I squeezed enough lemon on were absolutely wonderful. The ones without enough lemon seemed just a little dry and the flavors were muted to a point that each mussel was just mediocre.

Everything was just so good we couldn't leave without one more item, the churros and chocolate. Stella loves Churros so much I almost believe that her German ancestors mistook a Mexican for a Jew a long time ago and enslaved him to make them churros all the live long day. For $5 you get 5 little churros (3 or 4 bites each) and a ramekin of chocolate. The chocolate was a shade too bitter for the 2 of us but it was very good. The churros themselves were excellent. The combination of the 2 was just about perfect with only the chocolate being a tad too bitter being the nit that needs picking. I think our tab for the whole thing including drinks and tip was about $35.

I don't really eat breakfast but I did have some Shatto eggnog with some granola with spiced figs which probably cost about $1.50. My lunch was about $13 and dinner was about $20. I ate the best KC has to offer for under $40. Rachael Ray is my bitch.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Say Cheese

Saturday evening, while recovering from the glory that was Beerfest, I saw a Facebook update from Shatto Milk Company saying their hotly anticipated cheeses would be available at the Whole Foods at 93rd & Metcalf. Needless to say, I was in the door around 4PM and casing the joint for creamy goodness. Not being familiar with healthy food or comfortable in the company of hippies, I wasn't quite sure where to start. A quick peek in the dairy section will net you a lovely bag of cheddar cheese curds. Like the milk and ice cream products before them, the plastic bag of curds sport the black text on the right. They might say "squeaky," but some better words might be salty and/or delicious. But the real stars of the show were just around the corner.

Wedges and wheels and samples, oh my!

Lucky for me, Whole Foods was slicing up samples of each of the five cheeses to taste before having to drop $10 on a half-pound wedge. Of the five aged cheeses, two are cheddar followed by a smoked gouda, havarti and port salut. I pressed hard for the gouda, but we ended up walking out with the port salut (which they labeled/named Perrin) and the Lilly cheddar.

Shatto hopes to have the cheeses more wildly distributed in the near future, but for now Whole Foods is your only option. I doubt they will have samples out every day, but as long as you go with what you like, I don't think you can go wrong. My two favorites were the gouda and havarti, and I happily walked out with two completely different offerings. It feels like Shatto has hit another home run with this venture into the premium cheese market. And now for some cheese porn...

Curds in the way

Sharp looking cheddar

Cutting the cheese