Wednesday, August 26, 2009

I Threw up in Buffalo Wild Wings Last Night

I decided to rewrite the classic Elton John song Someone Saved My Life Tonight. Here's the new lyrics:

When I think of those buffalo hot wings, buffalo wings
Buffalo wings are one of life's great pleasures
But Buffalo Wild Wings makes me a little unsure
The kids sit like princes and princesses while we're there
And its one more wing and we'll be outtathere
Weve all done something like it
The wing just not sitting right and digesting is a bear

I threw up in Buffalo Wild Wings last night,
I almost had that wing digested, I gave it a fight
I nearly had it eaten and swallowed
No longer hungry, sated
Reaching for a glass of beer
Wings are a butterfly
And butterflies are free to fly
Fly out of my mouth into a napkin, bye bye

I never realised the passing hours of evening showers
A slip noose hanging in my darkest dreams
Im strangled by the BWW social scene
Just a pawn out-played by a dominating wing
It was six in the evening
Damn it listen to me good
Im feeling nauseous still
Saved in time, thank God my hungers still alive

And I would have kept walking head on into the Buffalo Wild Wings
Clinging to hopes of good wings
Paying for mediocre flavor
Coupons are coming in the mail soon
I threw up in Buffalo Wild Wings last night, I threw up in Buffalo Wild Wings last night
I threw up in Buffalo Wild Wings last night, I threw up in Buffalo Wild Wings last night
I threw up in Buffalo Wild Wings last night
So save your money and go to Hooter's or The Peanut instead.

8 comments:

KC Sponge said...

Beautiful.

Xavier Onassis said...

If this is how you will be spending your new found free time, then I think we should all pitch in and help you find a job.

m.v. said...

this is a candidate for Sunday poetry with GoneMild

Dan said...

I want to see you karaoke this bad boy.

The DLC said...

Hooters? Really?

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