Saturday, February 28, 2009

No, That is Not a Hot Dog In My Pants


I think we may have achieved the greatest invention in the history of mankind. The saying "the best thing since sliced bread" may now be replaced. I give you the HOT DOG VENDING MACHINE! Also available in Kosher.

10 comments:

Chimpotle said...

I still feel the hot dog toaster is a greater benefit to mankind.

The DLC said...

What's the condiment situation? Hopefully there are dispensers built in to the machine.

m.v. said...

I wonder if it discounts hotdogs after they set for a while

Bull E. Vard said...

DLC, the bottom window on the left opens after you pay for your hot dog and condiment packets are in there.

Meesha, each hot dog is individually sealed and only opened when paid for and immediately cooked. The machine is also self cleaning, with only a drippings tray to be removed and switched out by the vending machine serviceman.

m.v. said...

I will personally pay for one at Chimpo's house. I am going to be rich!

Carrie said...

Do we have one of these in Kansas City?!

Bull E. Vard said...

Carrie, not until Meesha and I buy a whole bunch of them and put them places where Chimpotle is likely to go.

Chimpotle said...

Are there options for style? Like Boiled, grilled, warmed between ass cheeks, etc?

Bull E. Vard said...

They come out grilled. The options are for style; hot dog, Polish, etc.

MoxieMamaKC said...

This truly IS the greatest invention ever! I want to shake the hand of the genius who created this. Let's just hope this machine is used for good and not evil.